Club Moofie is proud to present:
THE 2010 3rd MOSCAR AWARDS
1. The 2010 Club Moofie Award for BEST ACTOR goes to –
AND IT’S A TIE!
William H. Macy for “Fargo” and Kevin Spacey for “American Beauty”
Voted for by: All, apart from Sylvia
Other nominees included:
Malcom McDowell for “A Clockwork Orange”
George Clooney for “Up In The Air”
Leonardo Di Caprio for “Inception”
Kare Hedebrant for “ Let The Right One In”
Rutger Hauer for “Bladerunner”
Chris Cooper for “American Beauty”
2. The 2010 Club Moofie Award for BEST ACTRESS goes to:
Frances McDormand for “Fargo”
Voted for by: Jayne, Wendy, Beck, Sylvia, Andy and Clint
Other nominees included:
Naomi Watts for “ Mulholland Drive” (CLOSE SECOND)
Annette Benning for “American Beauty”
Rumi Hiragi for “ Spirited Away”
Vera Farmiga for “Up in the Air”
3. The 2010 Club Moofie Award for WORST ACTOR/ACTRESS goes to:
And we have no clear winner!
All of the following were nominated by someone in the group:
Jack Nance – “Eraserhead”
Charlie Sheen – “Wall St 2: Money Never Sleeps”
Laura Harring – “Mulholland Drive”
Colin Farrell – “The New World”
Susan Sarandan – “Wall St 2: Money Never Sleeps”
Shia LeBeouf – “Wall St 2: Money Never Sleeps”
Patrick Fischler – “Mulholland Drive”
George Clooney – “Up in the Air
Ken Watanabe – “Inception”
Eraserhead baby – “Eraserhead”
Harrison Ford – “Bladerunner”
Q’orianka Kilcher – “The New World”
4. The 2010 Club Moofie Award for BEST SCRIPT/DIALOGUE- goes to:
Joel and Ethan Cohen for “Fargo”
Voted for by: Wendy, Andy, Beck, Paul, Clint and Sylvia
Other nominees included:
Alan Ball for “American Beauty” (CLOSE SECOND)
Stanley Kubrick (based on the novel by Anthony Burgess) for “A Clockwork Orange”
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner (based on the novel by Walter Kim) for “Up In The Air”
5. The 2010 Club Moofie Award for BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY- goes to:
Jordan Cronenweth for “Blade Runner”
Voted for by: Jayne, Paul Wendy, Clint and Sylvia
Other nominees included:
Wally Pfister for “Inception”
Herbert Cardwell and Frederick Elmes for “Eraserhead”
Hoyte Van Hoytema for “Let The Right One In”
Emmanuel Lubezki for “The New World”
John Alcott for “A Clockwork Orange”
Roger Deakins for “Fargo”
6. The 2010 Club Moofie “UP IN THE AIR” AWARD FOR THE ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO SIT NEXT TO ON A LONG HALL FLIGHT goes to:
Kevin Spacey
Voted for by Jayne and Beck
Other nominees included:
Harrison Ford (Wendy) – “Blade Runner”
Laura Harring (Clint) – “Mulholland Drive”
Tom Hardy (Sylvia) – “Inception”
Marion Cotillard (Andy) – “Inception”
Carey “Ski-Jump” nose Mulligan (Paul) – “Wall St 2: Money Never Sleeps”
7. The “ALEX DE LARGE” AWARD FOR THE ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU WOULD LEAST LIKE TO HAVE A BIT OF THE OLD IN AND OUT WITH goes to:
Alex de Large, as played by Malcolm McDowell
Voted for by Wendy and Beck.
Other nominees included:
Jack Nance – “Eraserhead”
Yubaba – “Spirited Away”
Michael Douglas – “Wall St 2: Money Never Sleeps”
Bonnie Aarons – Scary homeless person, “Mulholland Drive”
France McDormand – “Fargo”
8. The 2010 Club Moofie Award for WORST FILM - goes to:
“Eraserhead” by David Lynch
Other nominees included:
“The New World” – Terrance Malick
“A Clockwork Orange” – Stanley Kubrick
“Up In The Air” – Jason Reitman
“Wall St 2: Money Never Sleeps” – Oliver Stone
AND DRUM ROLLLLLLLLL……….
8. The 2010 Club Moofie Award for BEST FILM goes to –
BLADERUNNER
And in comparison, the highest scoring film for 2010 was:
“Spirited Away” with an average of 4.6 out of 5,
2nd place went to “Fargo” with a score of 4.5,
and our Best Film winner, “Blade Runner”, came in equal 3rd, tying with “Inception” with a score of 4.2.
NB: The Moscars’ “Best Film” award is scored differently to “Top scoring film” (scored out of 5 stars throughout the year).
Other scores:
“American Beauty” – 4.1
“Let the Right One In” – 4
“A Clockwork Orange” – 2.9
“Up In The Air” – 2.6
“Mulholland Drive” – 2.5
“Wall St 2: Money Never Sleeps” – 2.1
“The New World” 1.9
And our lowest score went to our “Worst Film” winner, “Eraserhead” with an average of 1.3 out of 5.
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As well as our formal Moscar awards, we have a number of SPECIAL AWARDS.
The 2010 Club Moofie Best New Club Moofie Member Award goes to:
Jayne
The 2010 Club Moofie “Goodbye, Mr. Chips” Award for Most Missed Member goes to:
Barbara
The 2010 Club Moofie “Bringing Up Baby” Award for Best New Release goes to:
Rebecca
The 2010 Club Moofie “Inception” Award for Most Confused Club Moofie Member goes to:
Sylvia
The 2010 Club Moofie “Tampopo” Award for Best Foreign Snack goes to:
Sweet and Salty Korean Biscuity Things
This award will be accepted by Wendy.
The 2010 Club Moofie “Lady Cheezelhead” Award for Cinematic Weirdness goes to:
David Lynch
This award will be accepted by Andrew.
The 2010 Club Moofie “The Social Network” Award for “Best Club Moofie Blogging” goes to:
Clint for (amongst others) his September 2010 entry:
“You have no idea what I’m talking about but don’t worry, you will someday”
(“American Beauty” and “Inception”)
The 2010 Club Moofie Award for Best Club Moofie Quote goes to:
Paul for his response to “Inception”: “It’s so creative I wanted to shoot myself.”
Other nominees included:
Paul: “I’ve wanted to – it’s got lesbian sex in it!”- on not seeing “Mulholland Drive”
Jayne: “Why a second one?” – on “Mulholland Drive” (viewed not long after “Eraserhead”)
Jayne: “I liked the party scene because there was so much surgery!” – on “Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps”
Clint: “I felt a bit of an affinity with him because he was an engineer” – on “Fargo”
Clint: “It started out with potential for a ‘Lost in Translation’-type thing – you know, profound relationships, etc – but by the second half it deteriorated into midday movie, B-grade trash” – on “Up in the Air”
Rebecca: “At least you don’t see her chewing” – on “Let the Right One In”
Andrew: “Squirm little weasel-man!” – on Jerry Lundegaard, “Fargo”
